WEEZER - THE BLUE ALBUM
Album --- Finished: 1/5
Ok so bad start to the year.
The album itself isn't bad, but occasionally one of Those Songs will come on, and ittle hit you like a shotgun blast to the chest.
TWHTaLMH is a great song, immediately followed up by Buddy Holly though so you don't get a second to really enjoy what you just heard before that hole is blasted through your chest.
It's kinda got the same problem Joker does yaknow. Great Media completely annihilated by its memes.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
Movie --- Finished: 1/7
Back to normal okay. So slept through the first half of this. Which I don't regret doing because it really kicked off in the climax where everyone is fighting and saying cool/funny shit. I am the target audience. (idiot who only cares about the quips and explosions)
SECOND ANNUAL ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL
Show Special --- Finished: 1/8
Never mind the blog got worse, much like Tim.
ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA - SEASON 4
Show --- Finished: 1/9
Speaking of getting worse! Oh my fucking god.
DOCTOR STRANGE
Movie --- Finished: 1/9
The divine humbling of a white boy
MF DOOM - OPERATION: DOOMSDAY
Album --- Finished: 1/7
Dunno what you want me to say man it's fucking MF DOOM. It's fuckin gas.
MF DOOM - MADVILLAINY
Album --- Finished: 1/16
You know I should really go back and relisten to this album and also more of his stuff. I remember liking it but I was stupid and never put down my thoughts afterwards.
COCAIN COWBOYS
Movie --- Finished: 1/15
The first half of this movie is flat out THE funniest fucking documentary I've ever watched. They're pulling coke outta the walls, they're throwing money around like it's fuckin paper. Bought a car just so I could throw it off of a fucking building. Whatever.
THE TIMMY TURNER MOVIES (A FAIRLY ODD SAGA)
Youtube Documentary --- Finished: 1/17
Sometimes it's important to subject yourself to the most vapidly shitty slop you've ever seen.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Movie --- Finished: 1/15
Kitty said that this movie has a lot of tonal dissonance and I kinda have to agree. A lot of really emotional scenes are immediately undercut by a joke. I wish this movie took itself a little more seriously. Anyways I could fix him. You know who I'm talking about.
THE BAFFLING LORE OF NICKTOONS UNITE
Youtube Documentary --- Finished: 1/28
It's funny, I ended up comparing this to Cartoon Network's attempt at a crossover world series, Fusionfall. Mostly in that how they handle the whole Crossing Over part. Nicktoons unite shows you that all of these worlds are completely seperate, but were brought together by some outside force (portals, world collapse, they do a couple of things I'm pretty sure). Fusionfall just says "Aw fuck it, everything exists on one world and always has. Yeah don't worry about it."
DECKER - SEASON 1
Show --- Finished: 2/6
It's like... Neil Breen for republicans.
ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA - SEASON 5
Show --- Finished: 2/6
This season contains what has to be the most infuriating pivots of all time. Greg Turkington is perhaps, just as terrible and selfish of a man that Tim is, just in a much different way.
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL - IN THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
Album --- Finished: 2/12
I don't like Neutral Milk Hotel. There's nothing wrong with people that like Neutral Milk Hotel, I just don't like Neutral Milk Hotel. Its OK.
GHOST - IMPERA
Album --- Finished: 2/12
That Griffin McElroy vine of him holding up that paper but it says "I DON'T KNOW GHOST'S LORE AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK."
THIRD ANNUAL ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL
Show Special --- Finished: 2/23
Oh God!
DJANGO UNCHAINED
Movie --- Finished: 2/25
On my heart and soul I never needed a man's dick as bad as Django's in the last few scenes. I was rooting for this bitch in every single scene Django I would do anything for you.
CHAPPELL ROAN - THE RISE AND FALL OF A MIDWEST PRINCESS
Album --- Finished: 2/26
Gay gay homosexual lesbian
WOLF OF WALLSTREET
Movie --- Finished: 3/1
I really recommend watching this with Folding Idea's This is Financial Advice. It really adds to the experience. If they're not him, they THINK they're him, and I think that's sadder.
FOOD HOUSE - TWO HOUSE
Album --- Finished: 3/6
To be honest, I dunno what to tell you. I barely remember if I even really liked it! I just saw that it was Food House and was like "Oh shit! I like Food House!" and just put that shit on!
KERO KERO BONITO - INTRO BONITO
Album --- Finished: 3/10
This on I CAN tell you if I like or not. Intro Bonito is probably their best album. I don't really listen to a lot of KKB but this is absolutely a bop.
STEVEN UNIVERSE - SEASON 1
Show --- Finished: 3/12
Coming back to this after the show's ended and Knowing Everything really changes the veiwing experience.
STONER CATS
Show, I think?... --- Finished: 3/12
Including this purely because I watched it and it was really long, and I think a series at some point. anyways it was really boring and really lame.
DEGRASSI: A NEW GENERATION - SEASON 1
Show --- Finished: 3/15
Man what the hell kinda shit they got goin on in Canada
PENELOPE SCOTT - WATER DOGS
Album --- Finished: 3/25
Another music artist that I just kinda like and just kinda wanted to listen to. Had no idea she released new music until I saw this pop up in my recommended. It feels like a direct sequel to Public Void, or even a finale.
CHICORY
Game --- Finished: 3/26
A really cute game about being an artist that suffers very deeply from Completionism Torture. There's a lot to do and collect and all of it is really! A Lot!
HONEY
Webcomic --- Finished: 3/26
I thought about leaving this out, I rarely include webcomics I read on my mediablog (mostly because they never end), but I'm putting it in. Normally I don't really go for Warrior Cats type comics, but Honey fucking floored me. This is a gorgeous comic, both in story and in art. It's gorgeous, it's bittersweet, and I adored every fucking second of it. You NEED to read this comic. It's only 20 pages and it uses every single page to the fullest.
HAMILTON... REMADE ENTIRELY IN ANIMAL CROSSING
Musical, technically! --- Finished: 4/1
For months now, I have kept a terrible horrible secret from my family.
I have seen Hamilton.
And I saw it in the worst way possible.
First of all I would like to say that the work put into this is absolutely phenomenal. Amazing casting, impressive cinematography, immersive set design, great editing. Now let's talk about the musical itself!
I spent so long considering this musical to be a total joke that it took a joke to get me to watch it. This is because I consider Lin-Manuel Miranda himself to be a total joke. I still think he's a joke of a man but, this is a really catchy musical, and it's extremely engaging. It's songs were stuck in my head for literal weeks and all the while I was thinking about the musical itself and it's ingenious way of using lemotifs to tie the songs together. Is what it did revolutionary or some shit? God, you know probably not, this is literally the first time I watched a musical in full. Also I recognize that this is absolutely not historically accurate and I refuse to engage with it as such. It's a little racist but it did get me to cry while watching Burn and Stay Alive (reprise), god that FUCKED me UP. ALSO also. The first half is definitely better but the second half is more dramatic.
I hope I never see another musical again.
FIGHT CLUB
Movie --- Finished: 4/1
This did something horrible to my partner's brain. It did something so horrible we ended up naming characters after it. If this is how you piece something together I'm sorry. Just kidding no the hell I'm not!
WARIO WARE
Game --- Finished: 4/2
Needed something to play on the Switch while I wait on something, so I popped this game on! It's a really fun game but holy shit that fucking difficulty spike goes CRAZZYYYYY. Went from blasting through the game to stuck on the final level for like 20 mins.
GHOSTBUSTERS 2
Movie --- Finished: 4/13
Yeah you can guess why we watched this movie you see the date.
So I think I kinda liked this a little more than the first, but it sits in the middle of the biggest plothole to ever fucking plothole. It's the most New York movie to ever New York. It's also stupid (derogitory)
MONUMENT MYTHOS - SEASON 1
Show --- Finished: 4/15
This is barely an analog horror to me. This borders on comedy. Not a bad thing just fucking hilarious. Also I think I'm gonna need to listen to some dorkass summarize this series when I finish it. I'm lost.
BEING JOHN MALCHOVICH
Movie --- Finished: 4/18
She should've transitioned. No really, they really should've explored how liberated she felt being in a man's body more and they should've kept that up instead of just kinda throwing it aside after the Transexual bit. When we see them after the time skip I should've seen a happy transman married to his wife and watching their daughter play in the pool. He Should've Transitioned.
JOEY VALENCE AND BRAE - NO HANDS
Movie --- Finished: 5/3
Ugh this is my favorite fucking sounding music and the only two people that manage to do it right are these two and the fuckin Beastie Boys.
AKIRA
Movie --- Finished: 5/4
We picked a terrible dub and that really affected our experience. I still thought this was a good movie but I can see us watching this again but dubbed better.
INVADER ZIM
Show --- Finished: 5/12
To paraphrase that one guy who really likes Garfeild and keeps showing up on my blog. You're really never gonna find another series like this one ever again.
ASMUNDR (THE PREQUAL TO HOME)
Webcomic, unfortunately --- Finished: 5/13
(pic unrelated) If Honey gets to be on my blog, then I guess I have to add Asmunder. Surprisingly lacking in the dog sex department but just as long and fucking boring. And yet I read it. And keep reading Home.
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
FORMLESS STAR
Game --- Finished: 5/17
A really cute free game from one of my all-time favorite artists. Enjoyed running around and finding all the cute creatures!
WENDELL AND WILD
Movie --- Finished: 5/17
This movie literally turns directly to the camera and explains the prison pipeline to the audience so that they will understand what this movie's fucking talking about and it SHOULDVE because that was REALLY BASED. Also Raoul made me so happy to see. I love seeing transmascs in media. I love that he's supported by pretty much everyone around him. I love you Raoul mwah.
"FASHCON:" THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA'S ANTHRO CONVENTION
Youtube Documentary --- Finished: 5/9
So many things about this entire trainwreck are fucking hilarious it's really hard for me to pick just one thing to point out to laugh at.
- Political videos from people in animal suits, muffled by their bigass heads. I say this as a furry by the way.
- The con wasn't even for a good cause it was for what was basically an animal torture farm
- The cucking. I had the fortune of getting to witness the drama go down LIVE but turns out there was so so much more that I missed.
- The con itself only lasted two years
- It's last year were all but dedicated to Peacewolfs new bulls (because they were the only two people left who gave a real shit) and was worse than the last one
- Everyone sided with the cuck because the only thing worse than being a pathetic loser is adultery
- This was how I learned Jasonafex can't even draw. All his art is from his GF he just puts jiggle bones in it and sets it to wet macaroni sounds.
This loses points, however, for the guy doing a bad Fredrik Knudsen impression the entire time. Brother just talk normal.
LEFT AT LONDON - TRANSGENDER STREET LEGEND VOL. 1-3
Albums --- Finished: 5/29
Did you know these albums are really short? I binged them in an hour or so. No regrets. Including them all as one thing because of how short they are.
I personally think this is essential for every trans person to listen to, and also important for anybody who's plural. Something that gets kinda left out when I hear people talk about these albums. I, personally, don't know if I'm plural. This is a question that I've been tossing around in my head for several years now. There's some evidence that I might but also evidence that I might not. I think... I'm coming to terms with... being okay with that. Both with possibly being plural and the possibility that I might not be. I brought all that up because my searching gave me an appreciation for plural people that I didn't have before. It's important that they have media that uplifts them too.
LEFT AT LONDON - TIAPFYH
Album - Finished: 5/29
I would say I need therapy but I don't know if it would help anymore.
GAME OF THRONES - SEASON 1
Show - Finished: 5/31
Bro Damn
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
Movie --- Finished: 6/1
All the jokes I've seen made about his style are both greatly exaggerated and underexaggerated. Also they have all failed to capture the fact that he's really fucking funny.
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3
Game --- Finished: 6/5
Toby Fox: Hey I heard you guys really liked spamton so I made a whole guy that's spamton but a tv guy. the two are connected btw. explicitly.
Me: Thank you Toby Fox.
ADAPTATION
Movie --- Finished: 6/6
uhhhhh... uhm... I dunnnooooooooooooooooo
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 4
Game --- Finished: 6/12
How do I move forward with this information.
IYLIC ISLAND
Webcomic --- Finished: 6/12
Fellas, when your friends tell you that some girl is a serial heartbreaking freak. You need to listen. Otherwise youll find that your sadist kink is being used against you by a girl who just needed a person malleable enough to help her kill anybody she deems to be a rapist. Oh yeah and I didn't really like this comic at first but it really grew on me, especially their use of colors. It's currntly being uploaded daily on Comicfury but I found their itch.io and binged it.
If Itch.io takes it down, let me know. It's still being uploaded to Comicfury, but if you want to read the whole thing at once drop a comment somewhere on my profile w a way to reach you (email preferred! But I'm not picky!) I'll send you a download.
PSYNWAVE - MUSICAL TRANSIENTS
Album --- Finished: 6/17
YOOO THIS TRANSITION GOES HARD AS HELL!!!
SOUTHLAND TALES
Movie --- Finished: 6/23
This is americana I think??? I'm scared. Do you think the car sex did something for somebody.
KE$HA - ANIMAL (EXPANDED EDITION)
Album --- Finished: 6/25
I listened to this while drawing porn. which is how you should listen to Ke$ha in my honest opinion
CARE BEARS BIG WISH MOVIE
Movie --- Finished: 6/25
As punishment for making me watch two insane movie's in a row (Adaptation, Southland Tales), and because my wonderful wife suggested I pick a movie from my childhood, I picked this movie. This... is not an awful movie but it did not.. age gracefully. Entire server agreed that we want to fuck Me Bear nasty.
OUR PERMANENT VACATION VOL 1+2
Webcomic --- Finished: 6/29
This comic is relatable in ways that make you uncomfortable. I've met people like the characters here, and I've seen them in similar situations / have been in these situations myself. Love a good comic that can make my skin crawl in just the right way.
GAME OF THRONES - SEASON 2
Show --- Finished: 7/1
Bro Damn x2
DECKER: PORT OF CALL HAWAII
Show --- Finished: 7/2
Watching this alongside OCatC is integral. You really don't get the full experience of how nightmarish of a production this was until you have the others commenting about it while on On Cinema. The context really makes this shitshow so much funnier.
Also Tim what the fuck.
ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA - SEASON 6
Show --- Finished: 7/2
Start's depressingly horribly, ends horribly too. Tim what the fuck.
UNCUT GEMS
Movie --- Finished: 7/4
This movie is a 2 hour long panic attack. It does not stop, it does not let up, and when it gives you a moment to breathe you get just enough time to suck in air and thats it. When the movie ends you're rewarded with a punch in the gut. Fuck you. Happy 4th of fucking July.
KE$HA - (PERIOD)
Album --- Finished: 7/6
Hey girrrlll. I love your shit but there was like three songs on here that bumped. What happened.
SHREK
Movie --- Finished: 7/8
Okay to be honest, I watched this movie a lot as a kid. They were having a movie night in the server and I just wanted to see it again. Still really like this movie honestly. It subverts that 'ugly monster is secretly pretty because of a curse' trope in a way that I haven't seen anyone ever do again.
KUNG FU PANDA 2
Movie --- Finished: 7/11
When I was a kid I saw the first one a lot (much like Shrek) but I never saw the second one! Really funny. Anyways I think this movie is basically better than the first movie in most ways. Don't take this as me thinking the first movie sucks tho, that's still a really good movie! I just like this one more.
DECKER VS. DRACULA
Show --- Finished: 7/14
There's a strange jump in quality that also rapidly declines pretty much by the last episode. Greg has just a little more confidence, and know how, than Tim does. He knows how to use a greenscreen, to shoot in chunks and not sequentially. TIM. He knows special effects and CGI. He knows he needs to bring in other actors and no he doesn't care if they're friends. Big problem, Greg has the worst fucking ideas known to man. He's a very embarrassing man too caught up in his own shit to realize he's making a fucking fool of himself. Much like Tim. I mourn what we could've had but I know this is the fate it was destined to have.
SUPERMAN (2025)
Movie --- Finished: 7/14
That was fucking gas no fucking notes whatsoever. Superman says free Palestine.
ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA - LUCKY SEASON 7
Show --- Finished: 7/16
o-oh, mmy fucking god?
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
Movie --- Finished: 7/17
I got more laughs out of punching my spouse in the nuts afterwards than I did while watching the movie. But like it wasn't even that bad.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Movie --- Finished: 7/18
We need to talk about how the stigma this movie gets comes from cishets people gawking at queers. A movie and a musical about queer oppression and repression, buried alive by people marveling at how 'out there' and 'spicy' it is and laughing at dirty raunchy queers. Then it was killed by liberals who's only engaged with it from the outside looking in and wokescolded it into the ground. Fuck you, this movie was from the 70s and more importantly. They didn't make it for YOU.
FOLDING IDEAS - MANTRACKS: A TRUE STORY ABOUT FAKE FOSSILS
Youtube Documentary --- Finished: 7/20
What a nice story about the discovery of dinosaur tracks, and the folklore that surrounded them. I sure am glad I watched this nice uplifting sto- what was that about Genesis?
TYLER THE CREATOR - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
Album --- Finished: 7/21
My expectations were way too high and I'm absolutely not ashamed to admit it. Will probably give this another listen through.